You shift it into turbo as Michael Jackson moonwalks towards you at
the speed of light! Suddenly, you reach for the self destruct button,
but then, an unfamiliar hand grabs your arm and stops you. Suddenly,
you're looking at Robert De'niro, who flies up into the air and starts
fighting Michael Jackson. They hit eachother so hard that the universe
explodes and you reach for the self destruct
button!
You dive into the air and land squarley on the floating pirate ship
(what floating pirate ship?) and fly it toward the planet chicken, a
hungry monster who smells like a chicken, moves like a chicken and is
as big as a chicken but is actually a turkey!