biff all you want
well, let us contunue. You go to the outhouse to clean up. Then, you
see colorfull shoes from a strange hole in the outhouse door
(don't,it's at the bottom of the wall).
You realize and start screaming out "THERE'S A CLOWN IN THE
OUTHOUSE!! THERE'S A CLOWN IN THE OUTHOUSE!!!!" you look closer.
"And it has a gun... it seems to be mud at me---I hope
it's mud--maybe chockolate--but I don't think I want to find
out."
You start banging on the wall "Hey! I gotta pee! Hury up in
there!"
The clown giggles and starts hitting the walls like drums. Yelling
"WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
you then realize that you forgot to speak in second person, rthomson.
Instead of hitting the dude, you get it all over your uniform! HA! I
CONTROL THE BARF!!!!!!
