Sure that this Royal Family business is a joke, you roll your eyes and
wonder what in the world this freak with the unicorn is going to do to
you.
Your disbelief is instantly extinguished when the girl uses the blue
light to draw a door, for the resulting wooden door swings open to
reveal a Great Hall constructed entirely of genuine ivory. The ceiling
is miles high, the area of the Hall is enormous, and the entire
picture resembles something from the Middle Ages.
You gulp, beads of sweat running down your face. "Um... I told
you, I had no idea it was your - the Royal Family's unic-"
The girl tugs the collar firmly and holds it up so that your air
supply is three-quarters cut off. Now you see two tall, golden thrones
at the end of the hall, with two tall, grave figures sitting there.
Still choking you with the collar, the girl leads the unicorn down the
vast Hall...
... a wreck of an ex-castle.