Also, we mate but do it discretly, not like those 90210 teenagers do.
How sickening! Beastly I call it.
We also eat small rodents and have been known to ingest a bug or two
if the hunting is poor. We don't swim like tigers but we are heavy
and have tremendous power in our shoulders and front legs for climbing
and jumping.
We may look black but in the sunlight you can see spots. We also come
in beige with brown spots. So you see, Leopards are really quite the
thing...
But they are not as marvelous as us leopards. We take our kill up
into trees so we don't have to share....now isn't that marvelous?
Then we sleep lots during the day. We are the cats that walk alone
and all the ways belong to us.