play dead
You decide to play dead so you fall to your knees and pretend to die.
It didn't work. The dog comes over and starts to bite out your hair.
You've had enough. You try to get away, but he is a pretty strong dog.
After a while you get up all your strength and try to push him away.
Just then, his eyes get all red and glowing and he begins running in
to walls. Your "dog" has been possessed by a rabid
squirrell. After burrowing under a floorboard, he. .
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