"Well", you say,"I've always wanted to know what
it's like in a wagon train." You make your wish and rub the
artifact. at first, nothing happens. Then the world swirls around you.
As suddenly as the swirling begins, it stops. You made it to St. Louis
Missouri. you look around for the object that got you there. As you
look around for it, a rough looking man walks up to you and asks if
you'd like to join the wagon train.