You explore heaven and find God's guards claiming that you aren't
allowed in heaven. You say a spell and they turn into a giant can of
spam. You walk through the courtyard and visit a welcoming of Duke
Nukem and all the B.O.B's from the starship Marathon who were wiped
out by a disease. You also also see the guys from hexen and Quake
along with Blackbirs. You welcome them and Duke goes off looking for
steroids. You run off and see God surounded by abunch off cross
dresser.