Go fishing
You take a drink of the water, and the voice chants once again,
"You have chosen wise choices. I have chosen to reveal to you a
secret... hit the back button on your browser twice, and go to the
Mists of Tyme, then the kingdom of Eohm. This will lead you to an even
better life, so enjoy."
You find a piece of prarie grass, find a paperclip in your pocket, and
a long stick. You tie your creation together and dip it in. Withing
minutes, supper! You start a fire with two rocks and some dry grass
and sticks, and cook your meal. If you do this daily, you may survive
for more than a month.
