You keep running until you reach a door. There is no-one around, so
you and Obi-Wan open the door and slip in. It's dark. Your amazing
powers of deduction tell you this is probably a store cuboard.
Suddenly, the lights flash on. Your amazing powers of deduction were
wrong, as it happens and Obi-Wan feels obliged to point that out to
you. You turn around and come face to face with some one very
familiar, if you look at the floor.
"Master Yoda!" Obi-Wan cries in relief. "What are you
doing here?"
"Napping, I was. Woke up and found myself here, I did. Been
looking for the exit, I have." You try to hide a smile. Yoda
always makes you laugh when he speaks like that. "Thinking of
cancelling this training programme I was, if go over the top like
this, they plan on."
"Training programme?" You echo weakly. Typical.
"Master Yoda, why didn't you tell us this was a training
programme?"
"Humph. Then train you well, it would not. Be alert, you would
not. Think it was a game, you would. Not be in touch with the force,
you would."
You groan.
"Can you just get us out of here, please?"
"This way." The master shuffles off, with you and Obi-Wan
following closely. You must remember to suggest that the masters try
some of the things they think up one of these
days...