"AbracadabracaPOOP!"
For the next few seconds you feel tingly all over. But a little later
when you blow out your first croak, you realize she actually did turn
you into a toad.
"Why you %#@!*. How dare you say that about me! Why if I
wasn't who I say I am, I'd have to leave you alone. But, since I'm an
enchantress, I'll turn you into a calloused old toad!"