Then a larger cat than the rest plummets from the sky. "Hola. Me
llamo Puss In Boots," he announced in cool-sounding Spanish.
You've never seen a cat that speaks English, but Spanish- that's not
so weird. "Hola. Come estas?" you eagerly ask how he is.
"Ah. Mal, mal, mal!!" he cries angrily. "Por que?"
you question, wondering why he is so mad. Leaning forward and tipping
his feathered hat, he whispered: "Let me tell you why. It is a
long and strange story, but man! Is it cool!"