Theft
You start thinking, "Man this stuff looks expensive." Being
the evil person you are, you decide that you're going to steal this
person's bed and sell it on the Black Market for twice what it's
worth. Having severe head injuries, you decide that it's a good idea
to try and carry the cast iron, king sized bed out of the window.
Amazingly you mannage to pick it up, but sadly your arms break off and
the bed falls on top of you.
