Make a credit card
In a minute the stormtrooper comes back. "Here's your credit
card, sir. What is your name, sir?"
"Hmm... Could you just type "Jedi" in there?
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?" - you start pleading.
"Sure, sir. Just stand by." - the stormtrooper comes back
faster than you have time to blink, and he hands you the credit card.
You take it without thanking and come to the nearest Banking System to
take off five hundred credits. Than you come to a stormtrooper who is
out in the street with a question mark on his desk.
"Could you help me? Where's the nearest gun shop and food shop
and ship shop? Gun shop just now, please." - you say.
"For the gun shop you need an ID. Where is it?" - he asks.
What do you do? Show "your ID" ( shoot him with a rocket ),
or your credit card, or something else?
You take your cheque rapidly and get out. Across the street you see a
bank, rising high up into clouds. You whisper "Wow" and run
across the street. You enter the golden doors and come up to a
stormtrooper. He looks at you.
"Can I help you, sir?" - he asks.
"Well, actually you can. I have this cheque. Could you please
make me a credit card and put the leftover money into it?" - you
answer automatically.
"Yes, sir. I'll be back in a moment, sir. Please hand me the
credit cheque, sir." - the stormtrooper announces.
You follow his instructions, and sit down at a sofa. You put your
bazooka down, and press the safety button. You start waiting.
