"I'd like a braain shake and a brainy burger, food food the
mind."Both laugh until blood squirts out of Jughead's
mouth."Well,I really ought to be going now," you say.
"Wait,"Jughead says."I forgot to quote the most famous
man ever to walk the earth,'Would you like fries with that?'"
You leave while Jughead starts laughing even more hysterically then
before. When you get outside you start eating,when everything starts
getting weirder.