escape by drinking milk
The policeman turns his milk-hose on you next, but you're ready for
him. Open your mouth and start drinking. You have to chug and chug
until there is no milk left for him to squirt out of his hose. When he
is out of ammo, and you have a full stomach, you will be able to
escape.
Of course, you won't be able to run very fast. You've just swallowed
several gallons of milk, and while this may be good for your bones and
high in vitamin A and C and a number of other things, you have just
gained about twenty pounds in water-weight. You need to get rid of it
if you want to move at normal speed.
The solution is obvious, you begin to squirt milk out of your nose.
Make sure to squirt slowly and steadily, if you squirt too hard, your
brain might come out with the milk. If it does, just put it back
in.
The police show signs of wanting to put you in jail as well. It's
understandable, it's what they do best, but you have better things to
do than spend your time in jail.
