run in circles
As the illogical seems to be momentarily possible, start charging your
laser. The laws of physics will notice that you don't have a laser to
charge and will quickly supply you with one, so that you aren't
breaking any of them.
They were really easy to fool, and now you have a laser. Keep charging
it, you never know when you might need a fully charged
laser.
You panic and begin running in circles. As this is a black hole and
there is no ground for you to run on, your actions defy the laws of
physics. The laws of physics are angered by your defiance, and
immediately put ground beneath you for you to run on, so that you
cannot defy them. Now you can run in circles properly.
