check your horoscope
"Hey, I was reading that!" she complains. Don't pay any
attention to her, you need that newspaper. Search through the pages
until you find the section with horoscopes. Professionals give your
fortunes in that section every day based on your astrological sign.
They're professionals, and besides, it's in a newspaper, so it must be
true.
Your astrological sign is Cancer. Check your horoscope. It says:
"If get your clothes in the mud, mud will cling to them and they
will be dirty and potentially unpleasing to the eye until you take it
upon yourself to wash them."
You realize in horror that your horoscope is true, and that is has
come true before.
"Things that fall in the mud get dirty, and stay dirty until you
wash them!" you squeal in fear. "It's all true! Somebody,
HEEEEEEEELP!"
The witch has been watching your mental struggle for ideas with
declining interest, and out of boredom, begins reading today's
newspaper. Take it from her.
