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Ash: Hey, don't forget me I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet town and I want
to be the greatest pokemon master ever!!
Anakin: (quietly) blah blah blah big deal.
Ash: What?
Anakin: Never mind!! And now, Star Wars competitors from the Dark
side, in red and black Darth Maul!!!!!!!!!!!1
Audience:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Darth Maul: * looks about as evil as people can get* rrrrhhhhhhhhhrrr
Anakin: Can you say something different once in a while??
Darth Maul: *glares at Anakin* rrrhhhhhhhrrr!!!
Anakin: Umm, Okay!! Now we have Darth Vader!! *suprised* Hey!!! Isn't
that me??
Darth Vader: *breathes heavily* I will get you yet Luke!!!
Luke: Not if I can help it father !!!
Anakin: Okaaayyy, those are all the contestants on the star wars side,
now let's check out our competition!!! Ash?
Ash: On the good side, We have my annoying friend Misty and her
pokemon!!!!!
Misty: Whyyy you little!!!
Anakin: is she your girlfriend or something??
Ash & Misty: ARRRRGGGHHH
Ash: *cooling down* next, Brock and his pokemon!!!
Brock: I'm all yours ladies!!!!!
Ladies in the audience: ARRRGGGHH HELP!!!!!
Leia: I think I'm gonna be sick!!
Brock: Okay, Okay, I can take a hint!
Ash: and my personal favorite,, Pikachu!!!!!!
Pikachu: Pikapika chuuuu pikachuuu pika pi!!
Ash: And the bad guys, are Gary Oak and his pokemon!!
Audience: *some cheers, claps and whistles, but mostly cicadas.*
Ash: And Team Rocket and their Pokemon!!!!!!
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!!
James: And make it double!!!
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation,
James: To unite the people within our nation,
Jesse: To denounce the evils of thruth and love,
James: To extend our reach to the stars above,
Jesse: JESSE!!
James: JAMES!!
Jesse: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!!
Meowth: MEOWTH!! That's Right!!
Obi Wan: This is a joke!!
Jesse & James: Don't call US jokes!!
Anakin: We will now take a small break for a
survey!!!!
Anakin: All right people!! We're back, and I'm your reporter for the
showdown!!!
