Misty's Entry
Ash: Charizard return!!!
Luke: This could be good.
He is eating spaghetti with his fingers.
Leia: Use the fork, Luke. You're making me sick.
Misty: Hold it right there, you big show-offs!
Ash: Misty?!?
Pikachu: Pika?!?
Misty: This has gone far enough!!! Go, Psyduck!
Psyduck: Psy aye aye?
Misty: Psyduck, return!
Obi-Wan: I still think this is a waste of time Master.
Misty: Togepi, go!
Togepi: Togi togi!
Anikin: Misty has sent out her Togepi, the wussy little hatchling! I
bet it's gonna lose pitifully to the Jedis!
Misty turns around and gives Anikin a black eye.
Misty: NOBODY insults my Pokemon!!!
Anikin: You can't do that! I'm gonna grow up to be Darth Vader!
Luke: And he's gonna marry Queen Amidala.
Leia: No wonder Leonardo de Caprio is playing him in Episode Two.
Anikin: It wasn't my choice! I asked to play him again, but NOOOOO,
Lucas had to choose a big celeb from Titanic!
Obi-Wan turns off his lightsaber. Qui-Gon keeps his on and stands in
battle stance.
Obi-Wan: That little one could never beat us! We're wasting our time,
Master!
Qui-Gon: The force is strong with this one. You are unwise to lower
your defenses.
Obi-Wan: How can an egg be strong with the force?
Qui-Gon: Who's talking about the egg? I mean the redhead. But I do
agree that the egg couldn't beat us.
Togepi's lip is starting to quiver. Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and everyone
who knows what Togepi can do covers their ears.
Togepi:PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon cover their ears too. Using the mind connection
that the force gives them, Obi-Wan asks Qui-Gon a question.
Obi-Wan: AUGGHH!!! Is this some sort of horrid mind trick???
Qui-Gon: No, my young Padawan. It's just extremely loud.
Togepi's arms are starting to glow. It's discovered a new attack - psy
co! The psy co attack picks up the Jedis and throw them into the
screen at the end of the stadium. Togepi, however, isn't very good at
controlling its psy abilities, and is frankly just having fun.
Togepi: Togi togi! Pi!
Anikin: There go the Jedis - ooh, that's gotta hurt! Oh, man! Let me
tell ya, sports fans, this is just SO wizard! Togepi's psy co attack
is just destroying the Jedi defenses! This could be - ow! Oh, that
would hurt! Oh no, here they come!
Qui-Gon: I can't concentrate!
Obi-Wan: It's not my fault!
They both crash into Anikin's announcer booth.
Anikin: Commercial break!!!
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan jump up and down in pain. Suddenly they clear the
flames and advance on Ash and Charizard with their lightsabers on full
power!
