Continuing!
Ash: That wasn't supposed to happen, but since they tried to kill me I
don't mind.
Pikachu: PIIIIIIIIII-KAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anikin: It's super effective! Not only does it hit Koffing, Ekans, and
Meowth, but also the Jedis!
Obi-Wan: Now this is a very painful waste of time - OW! - Master.
Qui-Gon: Spin your lightsaber around like this.
Obi-Wan: Oh, like Cubone?
Qui-Gon (enraged): You're telling me you WATCH that show?!?
Obi-Wan (quietly): Me and my big mouth.
Pikachu: PIIIIIIIIIII-KAAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Anikin: Super effective again! It hits all of Team Rocket or whatever
they're called, AND the Jedis, AND George of the Jungle!
Darth Vader enters through a side door.
Anikin: Oh look, Darth Vader just came to join the show!
Darth Vader: I will get you to the Dark Side quicker than the Emperor
did!
Anikin: This is getting weird.
Ash: Can we have someone on OUR side please?
Anikin: OK, and here's Brock and Gary!
Ash: GARY?!?
Gary: Hi there you inexperienced, ugly-
Ash: Gary, we've been through this...
Gary: Anyway, buy my game!
Ash pounces on Gary and starts beating him up.
Ash: Sic 'im, Pikachu!
Pikachu: PIIIIIIIIIII-KAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary suddenly looks like a cross between Gary and Jolteon. And let me
tell you folks, that is UUUUUGLLYYY!!!!
James: Koffing, Sludge attack!
Koffing: Koffing!
James suddenly starts coughing and passes out.
Jessy: Ekans, Quick attack!
Ekans: Ekanssssss!
Pikachu: Pika! PIIIIIIII-KAAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Anikin: Once again, super effective. We now take you to the lightsaber
fight between Darth Vader, Luke, and Leia. Or me and my future kids.
Padme: I'll save you Anikin!
Anikin: I'm over here!
Darth Vader: Thanks honey.
Anikin: I said, I'm over here!!! Padme, can you hear me???
Anikin gets up and starts trying to pull Padme away from Darth Vader's
side, where she is dutifully shooting at Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan.
Padme: Oh, hi little boy. Have you met my husband Anikin?
Anikin: Out, Vader, out!! Security!!! Get this fiend away from my
crush!
Anikin grabs Padme's gun and shoots Vader.
Anikin: I can't believe I just shot myself.
Sebulba: Toca toca pistoya!
Anikin: It's getting too crowded in here. Anyone volunteer to be the
announcer?
Pikachu misses Koffing and Ekans and hits the Jedi instead.
