You land with a great bump bang on top of a fire. Hopping away, you
notice that the fire isn't burning you at all, it is kind of cold.
Then you notice that you, and everything else is hanging upside down
from the ceiling.
And also that the wind is sucking instead of blowing.
And then you realise that your pet hamster in your shirt pocket is
slimy instead of fuzzy.
"Oh well." You think, "I will just rename Fuzzball to
Slimeball."
But your soft skin is now scaly and green.
And your short hair is thick and very, very long.
And your nose is square.
And your eyes are triangle!!!
And your tongue is lumpy.
And your hands are metal!!!!!!
Maybe coming to Addapath was a bad idea...
You decide to go to the magical world of Addapath.