you open the door slowly...
you go up to the door and turn the knob slowly. As the door opens you
see a middle aged woman sitting in a chair holding a beer can and a
middle aged man knitting socks. " Hi mom, Hi dad!" You say,
even though you do not recognize them. you figure it is only normal
after falling 3 stories. " Who are you??" the startled woman
asked. the couple sat there staring at you. " I'm your daughter!!
" You yelled.. And you thought YOU had problems!! They say,
