You realize he is sucking blood from your ass with fangs. He is a
Vampire Fireman. You reach around and gauge his eyes with your
fingers and take off running, but trip cause your pants are around
your ankles. The Vampire Fireman grabs you and takes you to a old
shoe factory not to far away.
You are tied up on a chair and The Vampire Fireman is there with all
his other buddies, The Vampire Garbage Man, The Vampire Policeman, and
The Vampire Pimp.
They say that the are going to drain all the blood out of you and you
are going to die! But just then Barry Bonds shows up and he's dressed
like Super Man and he says......
The fireman passed out, cause the stench of your gas was to much for
him. You then proceed to take a dump on his face, but he suddenly
awakens and bites your ass.