Make a sandwich
so he pulls a chunk of ground and zapps up some roast beef, glides his
hand over it and it becomes a melt, mmmm thats really goo, young
chippy replies to the sandwich. then he decides to fly over to punk
rocky God and God hands him a guitar and they start to jam. Then jesus
walks over and 'Poof' drum sticks appear, and they are all singing to
the lord, chippy says "i love you God" and and plays him a
groovy guitar solo, God like it and says "I will send you back to
earth because you are so on fire, and you will sing my name to the
people and tell them who I really am, not a god of punishment, but A
God that loves them and wants to have them here someday, that I do not
say dont do this and that because i dont want you having fun, but
because it is bad for the soul, and will lead you away from me"
Chippy says "yeah" and goes to earth, he tells many people,
many do not listen, but some do and chippy tells them about jesus and
how he loves them and died for their sins. so that they could accept
jesus and he would and did pay on the cross so they could have eternal
life with their father. chippy starts to tour around the world giving
it up to God, and he hears god laughing and smiling down upon him.
Chippy is happy and all the people who have come to Jesus are happy.
And chippy tells them all that if there is something that hurts and
feels cold and sad inside you that God can change it all, you dont
need to change before you come to God, for God cleans his fish after
he catches them. chippy is in a cool grindcore christian band and he
decides to go to africa, and...
