That was the sound of Stitch, a blue koala/dog-like alien, as he ran,
screaming,
throughout the little yellow house.
"SMELL MY STINKIN' FEET, 626!!!"
That was the sound of Pwing, a pink lizard/dog-like alien, as she
furiously chased
Stitch throughout the little yellow house.
Now, normally, if Stitch was being chased, he would merely stand
there, wait until
the chaser was close enough, and then beat him up. However, Pwing was
the only
being he knew that could beat him up (this being so because Pwing was
the one who
gave Stitch his powers in the first place).
Just then their owner, a black-haired Hawaiian girl named Lilo, came
down from
their rooftop dome. Lilo was startled when the two aliens nearly ran
her over, but she
managed to get out of the way fast enough.
"Hey!" she shouted, "Why are you guys doing this?"
Surprisingly, there was silence.
Then, a little blue alien marched solemnly out of the kitchen, a
little pink alien right
beside him. Stitch and Pwing stood solemnly in front of Lilo for a few
seconds...then
Pwing started shouting.
"I try to have a relaxing day," she shrieked,
"listening to my music and playing on my
computer, when your...your...your TROG runs in and starts chanting,
'Pwing and
Sparky: Mwa mwa mwa! Pwing and Sparky: Mwa mwa mwa!'"
Stitch smirked. "Pwing should not have kissed Sparky in front of
Stitch!"
"You could have just left the room!"
"Stitch didn't want to!"
"So what? I'm a warrior princess; you're the total opposite. You
obey me!"
"Grr...STITCH HATE YOU!"
"I HATE YOU, TOO!"
Lilo realized this was going to be difficult. "GUYS!" she
shouted, so loudly, that the
two aliens totally forgot what they were doing and focused their
attention on her.
Lilo took a deep breath and spoke: "Look. You guys are going to
have to start getting
along. Nani told me the other day that if you don't, she's going to
have to get rid of
you guys."
"But, he--" Pwing started.
"She's--" Stitch started at the exact same time.
"I don't want to hear it!" Lilo said, sounding exactly like
her older sister, "You guys
just have to go to your room and make up like loving friends!"
Stitch and Pwing started towards the elevator leading to the roof top
dome. Once Lilo
was safety out of earshot...
"Stupidhead," muttered Stitch.
"Blue-butt," retorted Pwing.
* * *
At that exact same moment, a spaceship crashed down into the ocean, a
few miles
from shore. The ship was totally black, and looked similar to a
jellyfish.
The hatch slid open, and a pure white Shiga tumbled out. He was an
almost exact
replica of Pwing, except both sides of his face were healthy, he was
white, his eyes
were blood-red instead of amber, and his tail was three times longer
than Pwing's.
The Shiga's name was Klalok, and he was going to get what he wanted.
Even if it meant hurting some people he didn't want to hurt.
Like 624.
FOR A FEW SECONDS, ALL WAS quiet in a little, yellow house on the
Hawaiian
Island of Kauai. Then, quite suddenly, the silence was broken.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"