It has come to our attention that you are interested in a life of
Traveling the space time continuim in search of adventure. We, the
pure historians have begun a quest to compile the true and perfect
histories of the world. We would like to recruit you to join our team.
Please come at once to 1201 Midnight Pass Road, warehouse 13. There
you will meet with me, Dr. Phineas Saud and the rest of us. We will
look forward to your reply. Best Regards.
One morning, on a bright but cloudy day, you get an envelope in the
mail that has no postage on it. You open the letter while drinking
your morning tea.
It reads; Dear Aspiring Time Traveler,