Crash Course
It insists that at least one space is required between all words,
clauses, and sentences to ensure clarity.
It informs you of a simple rule that is, nonetheless, crucial to the
maintenance of linguistic propriety and aesthetic value: words
beginning with a vowel or vowel sound are preceded by the definite
article 'an' instead of the definite article 'a' used before words
beginning with a consonant.
It assures you that, armed with this and other knowledge of its kind,
death itself will be no barrier to your worthile and appreciated
existence in any world in which you may choose to
dwell.
Your plea for advice is answered by a disembodied voice that stops
time with its sheer determination to communicate a message essential
to your present circumstance- that of existing in a medium of written
text.
