Internal Affairs intervenes.
Appropriate retributional consequences have been inflicted upon the
officer involved by the proper authorities.
It is the hope of these departments that the public be aware of the
problems facing the linguistic world today, and do its best to
eliminate the need for interference on the part of the police.
With sincerest apologies,
Department of Internal Affairs
The department of Internal Affairs in the District of Grammatical
Policing wishes to apologize formally for the publication by one of
its officers of a text containing a typographical error in its title.
