This book, however, does not even express itself with properly-spelled
words! Although you are perfectly capable of thinking, speaking, and
writing in well-formed phrases (although you hardly ever bother), you
can see no way of improving this text to a level appropriate for
publication. Therefore, you decide to bleach the pages so that they
can be used for better endeavors.
You have read many books that do not make sense, from French magical
realism to stream-of-consciousness monologues, some of which you like
and some of which you detest.