You reply, "Oh, sure. And I'm a Card Mage."
You reach into your pocket for some change (the lousy "Here's a
quarter, buy a clue" joke), and find several cards.
Isabelle screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AN ACTUAL CARD MAGE!"
"Wow." you say, "I guess I am a Card Mage! That would
mean everything you said is true, then."
"Yes! And there was a prophecy! 'A Card Mage will come, a
battle will be fought, and the trapped fairies would be freed'! We've
all been waiting for YOU to arrive!" she screams. That's getting
pretty annoying...
(Read Title) Then you laugh.
