Plan III
"Okay, I'll go with my third survival tactic. Let's just press
that big shiny red button over there," obiwan says. You follow
his intelligent plan. All of a sudden, the ship shakes, and is
flashing lights, and is making weird noises. You think something bad
is going to happen, so you get out. "obiwan! I think I pressed
the self-destruct button. Let's get outta' here!"
"Oops..." said obiwan as you and him flee outside just in
time as the ship is blasted into smithereens. You and obiwan look at
each other. You know he is thinking the same thing as you: We're
on a planet that has no life and obiwan has a broken arm, and we have
no ship-AND, that Ranconi freakshow sith is lurking somewhere. You
guys just try to sit and think of yet another
plan...
