Call your friends: The Rock, Goldberg, and Sting and beat the crap out of him!!
You quickly get out your handy cell phone and call WWF, WCW, NWO or
whatever. Soon every wrestler in the world, especially The Rock,
Goldberg, and Sting, come over and beat the crap out of Barney. Then
you throw a giant party, and everyone beats each other up!!!!!
you.......
