Grand Testing Tale -- page 44972

on top of old smokey

on top of old smokey all coverd in blood i shot my poor teacher whith a 44 slug

i shot her whith pleasure i shot her with pride i couldn't have missed her she was 40 foot wide

i went to her funeral i went to her grave some people threw flowers i threw a grinade

her coffin went up her coffin went down her coffin went splat all over the ground

i looked in her coffin she still wasn't dead so i got my bazooka and blew off her head