Kiss him and whisper soft words to him
You KNEW you shouldn't have had the escargots bourgignonne. For that
matter, maybe you should have also stayed away from the Cambodian
chicken, the garlic calzones, the noodles with pickled
garlic...
You kiss him on the lips, a long, slow kiss. Then you whisper "I
love you" to him seductively. He turns his head away and holds
his nose. "You've been eating way too much garlic!" he
says.
