Techno is only cool in Slovenia!!!!!
You tell the dwarfs that techno is only cool in Slovenia and they
reply by saying "What you no like the techno music, bro" (in
your best slovenian accent). You reply by telling them "no, not
really". The dwarfs all put their collective heads together and
after a long huddle approach you and give you these two musical
choices 1) Regetone or 2) Mexican Nortenio music (with all the
accordians and tubas).
