A cow
"Weeeellllll? Aren't you going to decide?" the man asks,
getting impatient.
"Yes, I think I'll get a cow," you finally decide. You had
always been thinking about getting one. Now you wouldn'thave to mow
the lawn anymore!
A gate to the left of you swings open and a large, brown animal comes
barreling out at you. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The cow er...
water buffalo lowers it's head, still coming at you full speed! In a
last-ditch effort to save yourself, you make an attempt to jump on the
back of the battering ram.
WHUMP! You made it! You're riding him... backward.
The bull doesn't seem to want to stop, though. He races out of the
barn or whatever that place was, and into the street. In the distance
you can hear the old man cackling at you. "Heeheehee, what doofs
those kids are!"
The animal you're riding is careening down the left side of the road.
You see an oncoming car and close your eyes! Your only hope is that
this yak is smart enough to cross to the other side unless you think
you could jump off with minimum injuries...
You think of picking some mythical animal beyond your wildest
dreams...a dragon... pegasus... bantha... manticore... dewback...
phoenix...rancor(nahhh, it'd probably eat you)... Krayt dragon(same
there)... roc... Ahhh, screw 'em all, you'd probably have problems
with nosy neighbors or reporters, too much trouble for me, you think.
