a cute girl
"Ah, yes, stranger, you do not know about the land of
Agubi," the girl says. "I am Graili, and I am the guide. But
I only guide honest people. What do you think of me?"
"Well, uh..." you say. "I guess you're cute."
Graili snaps her fingers. "You are honest. Most would say I was
normal, not wishing to be embarrassed. You have passed the test."
She takes your hand and suddenly you are whisked out of the room
into...
There stands the cutest girl you've ever seen! She sits there on a bed
in the middle of the room. She holds out her hand and smiles in a
strange way. Almost a supernatural way. "Welcome, stranger,"
she says, "to the land of Agubi."
"I wasn't in the land of Agubi this morning," you argue,
although you really can't be upset with such a cute girl standing
there.
