a smurf
The smurf walks towards you. 'Hey' you say, 'I thought you were just
made up!'. 'Not at all' replies the smurf. 'I am just here to take
your money'. 'My money?' you say 'why would you want my money?'. 'So
Father Abraham can get his beard cut, it drives us mad!!' replied the
smurf. You give the smurf £30 and move on.
