It's what appears to be a leprechaun!
You shake your head, indicating you did not have any gold coins. The
leprechaun...
A leprechaun! You are baffled - you are not even in Ireland of all
places. The little green man looks at you with an evil twinkle in his
green eyes, "Will you spare a gold coin to add to my pot of
gold?" he says in a croaky old irish voice, "Lost all my
money to that wicked goblin I did, barely have enough to feed the
youngin's".
