Commercial (being reused)
Ash: You can't program for krud!
Gary: Don't listen to that inexperienced trainer! Buy my game instead!
It's called, "My Rival Is An Inexperienced, Ugly -
Ash: This isn't funny!
Gary: - Wuss With Only 8 Or 9 Pokemon!"
Ash: Well I'm not buying it!
Gary: That's because your Rival is a handsome devil with a lot of
Pokemon!
Ash: My Rival is just a Sucker!
Gary: Buy my game! It's only $100000000 per game.
Ash: You won't sell many games at that price!
Gary: At that price, I won't need to! Residents in any of the 50
states add tax of $10000000.
Ash: Well I'm not buying it!
Gary: That's cuz your Rival is a -
Ash: - stupid jerk who only cares about himself and had to mortgage
his Raichu to pay for his cheerleaders!
Gary (blushing): I DID NOT!
Ash: You're blushing! That means you did!
Gary (still blushing): Er, uh, back to the- HEY! OW! GET OFF ME! WHAT
IN THE NAME OF ******* DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???
Ash: My Rival is momentarily incapacitated! Now back to our
show!
Gary: Hi folks! Do you really hate your Rival? Well I do and I made a
game based on it!
