This time I was sure that the cat would not wake up too soon, as I had
bashed him up real good. I decided to play a prank on the cat while it
was stone cold out. I went to the garage and brough a long string and
tied up all the cat's legs. I flung the loose end over a tree's branch
and pulled the cat high up into the air. What a scare it will get when
it wakes up.