...you open one eye, then the other. The ringing in your ears is
deafening. The smell of popcorn triggers a memory of the movies as a
kid. as you look towards the stage, you see the giant Jeanie staring
back from the movie screen asking you to solve this riddle...two
sausages are sizzling in a frying an and one says to the other,
"goodness it is hot in here"...and the other
says..."OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!" The Jeanie smiles
and says...