But...... you see a shadow in an alley....
It jumps out and slashes through your armor..... your sword glows....
it had transferred through time.... you slash him cutting his clothes
off.....you chuckle and blush, everyone laughs at him, he faints
because he is so embarressed.....you have your chance, you jab him and
impale him through his stomach.... you chop off his head and steal all
his gold... you are now filthy stinking rich and you go home and hire
3 maids and a butler, buy a huge mansion and theme park, and eat your
mother!
you walk around, healed, wondering why it was always your
girlfriend.....