Chef and his salty balls.
Chef then comes up to greet you, while asking if you've had a good
lunch today. You say, " Why the heck does that matter." He
replies, " Well since you asked, i took it upon myself to make a
batch of my world famous salty balls." Chef then turns to the
men and offers them a taste. If they would like to try them. The men,
appreciating a nice salty ball, don't dare decline the offer.
They happily try a few as chef looks over at you ,with a feeling of
being left out and a sad look on your face. He then gives you a wink,
letting you in on his little secret. Chefs salty balls have a special
ingredient of e-lax.
After the men greedily ate all of the balls, they then were to take
you in for questioning. You, knowing their uncomfortable, smelly
future do not argue. After they put you in their car and begin
driving, it wasn't to long before the men begin to notice something
bad happening. They had to pull over at a gas station to relieve their
built up pressure. As they hurried for the tenants key to unlook the
door to their holy throne, you take advantage of the opportunity to
escape.
Then you hear a low, mellow-toned singing originating from the
hallway. To your suprise it's shaft dressed up as chef from South
Park. His melody stops everyone around, as if he somewhat hypnotizes
everyone in the room.
