at the school entrance...
" Oh NOOO!!! ten seconds till the bell rings!!" you yell.
You put on an extra burst of speed, race up four floors and dive into
the doorway just as your homeroom teacher closes the door. You
accidentaly, jump too hard and knock over his desk, the computers, a
couple of pencil cases, the filing cabinet, the goldfish bowl, the
homemade kiosk,the Mama brazzili's Shack of Pies, The greenhouse and..
well, you get the idea.
" Graceful!!" your best friend Alex snickers.
You get up, make a makeshift sling out of paper towels for your arm,
and limping get into your seat. You suddenly notice that your teachers
face is blood red.
" I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!" your teacher roars. He pulls off a
mask and you realize that it's Konkel Konkerson, THE Yugoslavian
Serial Killer!!!!!
" Hey!!!" a kid cries!!" You're Konckel Konkerson, The
escaped crazed maniac serial killer from Yugoslavia who killed
fourteen people with one electric pencil sharpener and who once was
known as Bunn. E. Rabbit, the frightning hare that terrorized Oklahoma
countrysides and raped cows!!!!!"
" YEZZZZ" Konckel Konkerson yells" I AM ZE GREATIST
SIRIAL KILLERRRR ZERE EVER WUZ!!!!! AND NOWW I UM GOINK TO HOLD ALL OV
YU HOSTAJE FUR 1000000 BAZILLIUN DOLLARRZZ!!!!!"
Geez, what a crazed serial killer. You could probably take care of him
with the junk in your backpack!!! Whaddaya
do????????
Panting you arrive at the school entrance. You look at your watch.
