What the heck!?
Your mum turns into darth poophead and kills you but... Are you really
dead? Nope. You are still alive but in an alternate universe. You see
your mum and dad. You see you, but you are a dog... You start to freak
out. Your parents look at you like, "what?!" you say "
I am (state your name here). I love you mum. I love you dad."
then you...
