Go Make A Kung-Fu Movie
You decide that China is cool and all, but you'd much rather be in your own home country. So you climb back through and, using your ADVANCED karate skills, take on HOLLYWOOD! You co-star with Jackie Chan in a movie, Chuck Norris wants YOUR autograph, you replace Bruce Lee as a legend, and you go to the Haunted House and you buy it and turn it into a personal condo, where you drink all the Sprite you want and just vegetate there, with your $500 sun glasses and your really neat-o looking tan! Oh... this is the life!
