This is just getting so weird...
Short kid: Take me with you, Mew!
Mew: Mew!
Translator: OK kid!
Ash: (calling Pokemon back) I have to go home. Mom'll get worried, I
just came home for the weekend.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Ash: (mumbling) I hate that guy. (louder) Well one more round won't
hurt. Charizard, flame thrower!
Charizard: (flames Ash) Chaaaaaaarrr.
Ash: (very fast) Charizardreturn! (normal speed) That wasn't nice of
him. I'm going home.
Anikin: (disappointed) Hmmm... well, I guess it's over, which is just
THE original bummer... but Mew appears to have taken Sabrina's
daughter and now Mew and Sabrina are psyblasting each other, but
Sabrina has her Kadabra to help, yadda yadda yadda. OK, I'll try and
give the score. On the Star Wars side we have Luke and Leia arguing
like there's no tomorrow, Darth Vader lying dead - could somebody
clean that up? - on the floor, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon being carried out
on stretchers, and Sebulba, as you know, has already left.
Ash: So did we win?
Anikin: (annoyed) OK, and the Pokemon side loses points for the badly
trained Charizard -
Ash: I hate you, Sand Slug!
Anikin: (punches Ash in the stomach) Shut up or you lose! (continues)
Let's see, and the unconcious Togepi, and Mew not getting back in its
Poke Ball -
Ash: But Katherine B. isn't even playing! That doesn't count!
Anikin: I'm the announcer.
Ash: I'm older!
Anikin: If you don't shut up not only will Pokemon lose but I will get
you sold to Watto, and let me tell you that's not the piece of pie you
softies are used to!
Mew: (sends out a stupid ray at Sabrina but it hits Obi-Wan instead)
Mew!
Obi-Wan: Stop the merry-go-round! I wanna get off! WAAAAAAAAA!
girl_of_the_noot: Charizard, quit sending out stupid rays!
Charizard: (flames GOTN) Char.
GOTN: Why is it I can never get that name right.
Charizard: (falls down a hole) CHAAAR???
George: Watch out for that -
Ash: I'm leaving. Mom'll be worried.
Anikin: Well as much as I don't like to say it people, Star Wars has
lost more points than Pokemon and therefore, Pokemon win. Now on to
weath-
Audience: (roaring cheers, clapping, booing, psyblasting)
Anikin: -er, or is anyone interested in the weather?
Everyone: NOOOO! (let's get going, show's over, all that
stuff)
Mew: (picks up short girl with long hair) Mew!
