You know that tommorow morning you (Your dog Lifford)would die because
you would run out into the street trying to save your family from 'an
evil cat' (AKA the neibor's cat)and you would get hit by a car
speeding by. You go into the house. Wait, you have a plan! Lifford was
a good dog, he had never done anything bad but chase cats. But it it
ment saving your dog's life (and yours) you would have to be bad. You
jump onto the table and cover your self in honey. You jump off and go
outside again and roll in the dirt. You feel gross, but you know your
plan is going to work. You go BACK inside and find you mom. (Not you
DOG mom your HUMAN mom) "Oh!" she cries "We have to
give you a bath! Call the overnight dog wash, somebody!" Your
plan was working. If your dog went to the overnight dog wash, he
wouldn't be there the morning he was going to die! Suddanly, there is
a flash of light! What happens?