You pass out...
"Are you Dutch?"
You pass out, and awaken to discover that you are no longer wherever
you just were (previous to loosing conciousness of course...). You
find that someone seems to have nonchalantly tossed you in a ditch and
that you seem to be missing your socks, your left pant leg, and one of
your pockets. You raise your hand and find that it contains a bus
ticket to the next town and a postcard from St Andrews. A man who
seems to be slightly intoxicated approaches you, grins, and says
pleasantly:
